It's not that I couldn't drop you a little note every once in a while... it's just that... well... there is nothing exciting to even makeup. Unless you want to hear about how dirty a guest's toilet was, or how I slammed a door in a co-workers face because he admitted to staring at my ass while I was drying a bathtub (frankly that made my day because it's nice to know your ass still looks good in an ugly pair of slacks.)
But enough of that bullshit! Let's get down to the heart of the matter.
HALLOWEEN!
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| A witch and her black kitty! |
So you get the 'Holiday Header' a little late, and I'll probably leave it up for a little bit just to show off my hard work (and because I just can't get enough of Halloween!)
Friday night we hit our local mall for some 'safe' trick-or-treating fun. It's been a tradition since the OC was born. I never really liked the walk or the fact that you don't say 'trick-or-treat'... but it safe and fun to see all the costumes.
Yesterday we headed over to The Queen's village of employment for the OC's first haunted house and a delicious dinner.
And tonight we'll be headed out with Prince Charming for some more cavity inducing entertainment!
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| Mommy can be a real witch sometimes! |
However, there are a few things I hate about Halloween...
Tweemps - teenagers dressed up in slutty costumes. For that matter... the fact that almost every female costume is designed for hookers!
The post makeup breakout. Yes! I'll be stuck in my teens for my entire life, and even though I use mineral makeup and meticulously remove it with care, my face hates Halloween!
The fact that despite my artistic expertise, I have never been able to carve an awesome pumpkin... so I just leave them whole on my porch to look pretty through November.
And the #1 thing I don't like about Halloween... We have been BUSY! For the last two days I've left for work at 8 AM. When I get home, I grab the kid and we're gone until after 8 that night. We drug our asses in exhausted both nights. Unfortunately, during this time, my dishwasher, broom, and trashcan have all gone on strike. The kitchen is disgusting, the OC's toys are everywhere, and she brought to my attention yesterday that she'd used her 'baby potty' to go poopy... I have no idea how long that's been sitting there, but when she opened the lid I about barfed! So I'm off to do some semblance of cleaning before it's time to start getting ready tonight.
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| Trick-or-Treat! |
And in true Halloween tradition... I'm trick-or-treating at your place!! You are required to leave me some comment candy or risk being 'tricked' as part of my revenge plot. And while you might be able to keep an eye on me... or think I'll be too busy to get even... I have minions with evil plots just waiting to be brought to life!! MUAHHAHAHAHA!!
Just to help you out, I'll give you something to talk about...
- Best thing about Halloween
- Worst thing about Halloween
- Favorite costume ever
- Best Halloween 'prank' or 'devious act'
- Best candy
- Worst candy
