Saturday, March 26, 2011

Judy Grimes Ain't Got Nothing On Me!

If you don't know who Judy Grimes is, you HAVE to watch this SNL clip.  If you don't you'll never GET IT!!

Do you ever wonder what's going on in my life when I'm not blogging?  Generally, I'm working, pretending to be a good Mommie (or at least one that avoids having SRS called on her), or Swagging (I will NOT be ashamed of something that will buy me a new computer and pay for Christmas).

However, if you happen to catch me in a moment of idleness, don't ever for one minute believe that there's nothing going on.  Here's a glimpse at the thoughts inside my brain straight as they come out.  No... seriously, I just decided to start rambling SNL style on my girlfriends facebook because I knew she was busy with some quantum physics equations that are kicking the shit out of her braincells.  And when she didn't read them as fast as I'd have liked... I started texting her.  (To hell with her studies... I was BORED!!  That is an EMERGENCY!)

So here you go, straight from my brain (and yes, I know you'd all have preferred I do this Vlog-style, but frankly, I've got Swag hair and it's too late to apply makeup.  You're getting the transcribed version just like she did.

Disclaimer:  According to my girlfriend you should probably take a few deep breaths before you start reading this.  That way your brain has a little built up oxygen when you fall out of your chair laughing.  I will not be held responsible for coffee burns, wet pants, or traumatized brain cells.




Now you can all take a deep breath and be very thankful I don't get bored and come raid YOUR facebook walls for my own entertainment.

It should probably be noted that the very next day, I posted this picture on her wall for the whole world to see.

 Don't look at me like that!!  There's a reason I posted it.  It had to do with a conversation about having to send bloodhounds out to bring back survivors.  You definitely don't want any more detail than that.  As much as I know you all have a great sense of humor... if you really knew what goes on in my mind you would run screaming out the door!  Thank goodness my best girl lives too far away to have me committed.... plus she's knows damn well I'd rat her crazy ass in too because if I'm sharing a padded cell with anyone it's gonna be that bitch.

25 comments:

  1. LMAO I think you might be nuttier than me!!

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  2. I'd love to have that posted on my facebook! haha

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  3. LMAO. Thanks for that laugh! Just kidding. I love it. Just kidding. You crack me up! Just kidding. Love you, Princess! Just kidding.

    That exhausted me just to write it. Just kidding.

    Have a great Sunday! Lots of love and hugs! You made me laugh. THat's always a great thing.

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  4. I would love that on my facebook wall. I don't have cool enough friends that would do that to me. You rock!!!

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