This week's Toddlerisms...
Not Cool Mom! Not Cool!
(4:00 PM - staring at a leaf she wasn't supposed to pick)
Mommy you need to get the ladybugs!
There aren't any ladybugs.
Yeahhuh! Right there... and there... you get them off!
I am not picking your imaginary ladybugs. You do it!
Okay! *picks one off and sticks it in my face* See Mommy!
Yep! Eat it!!
*looks like she just ate a lemon* NO!!! They're ucky! They've got legs!!!
LMAO . . .
*looks at me very serious* I DON'T WANT SPIDERS!!
Pimping Out Mommy
(7:45 AM - standing at my bedside)
Mommy! Guess what!
*one eye opens* hmph?
It's a nice day outside! You need to get up and go to work! You need to make me some money!