- Some of you have finished your holiday shopping, and others are just starting.
- Some of you have wonderful families to share the days with and others are convinced they were adopted.
- Some of you enjoy spending time with your in-laws and others wish they had eloped and moved out of the country.
- Some of you are jolly little elves and others are horrible scrooges.
- Some of you are walking around with jingling tunes in your head and others want to barf at the first note of 'Oh Christmas Tree'.
- Some of you still believe in Santa and others think he's a fat old fart who breaks into your house to eat your cookies.
- Some of you will travel to visit family and others will hope they get snowed in.
- Some of you will end the season with the warm fuzzy feeling of being around those you love, while others will be mumbling, "There is something not right about those people... not right at all!"
- Some of you will celebrate Christmas, others will celebrate some other ritual, and some will criticize all of us for our heathen ways.
Regardless of how you are spending the holidays...
It's the perfect time to break out the drinks!
So to all of you... young and old... jolly and grumpy... saintly and sinister...
Grab yourself a cup of holiday cheer.
FUCK YOU RECIPE
1 oz 1800® Tequila
1 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
1 oz Wild Turkey® bourbon whiskey
1 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1 oz rum
1 oz blueberry schnapps
Mix each ingredient in a glass. Tilt glass 180 degrees and slam it
Left you a Christmas card at the castle.. pee, and swallow that sip of coffee, before you read it.. love mom..
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