Monday, December 27, 2010

There might be a quiz so PAY ATTENTION!

With the holidays winding to a close, I wrote a little ditty just for my dear readers.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to meeeeeeee
12 hours of nausea
11 random moodswings
10 achy muscles
9 ridiculous cravings
8 months of waiting
7 hours of labor
6 weeks of leave
5 multivitamins
40 extra pounds 
3 XL tunics
2 sore breasts
and
A NEW BABY ON THE WAY!

That's right folks... prepare yourself for UBER-PREGO-PRINCESS-MODE!!
Security will be pulling double duty for the next 9 months.

Hope you all had a wonderful holiday season!

15 comments:

  1. Burger King had better get their shit in gear and add extra staff... let the craving begin.. We'll keep all the batmobiles fueled and ready to roll to the nearest Burger King..

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  2. Squeal! Congratulations! So exciting!

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  3. I am so excited I almost peed myself.

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  4. YAY!!!!!! Another little royal to spoil!! I can see the gators doing twirls outside as well! Love ya girl and give that sweet little baby a pat for me!!! CONGRATS!!

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  5. I'm so excited! Not for the pregnant part. *shudders remembering the cravings and moody preggy princess from last time*

    Congrats sweetie. I love you all. I bet the OC is excited too.

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  6. Dutchess.. I bet new baby can be lying on the floor minding it's own business..and OC is gonna walk up and yell!! STOP LOOKING AT MY GRANDMA!!

    I'm just saying.. Step daughter in law was just telling me what they went through before the first born decided it was ok to share his world.. ha ha..

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  7. I love you babe. You're in my thoughts and prayers. And I am always, only a phone call away.
    Get better soon.

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  8. I'm so so sorry to hear about your loss. You and your family are in my prayers.

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  9. I'm so sorry to hear about your loss. I'll be praying for you & your family.

    *HUGS*

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  10. Thinking of you during this devastating time. Sending you much love and many good thoughts.

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  11. I'm sorry...just stopped by from Miss Boudoir's....loss is hard, so very hard. I've been there. I hope you feel better soon. Hugs to you and yours.

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  12. So very sorry for your loss. We can say that but few truly can understand. I leave you in the hands of God. I pray He comforts you. Rest. And don't let ANYONE tell you how to grieve. *HUGS*

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