There seems to be a debate as to how big of a Battle Royale this Queendom/Empire fiasco is going to get.
I do believe it was the intentions of The Queen and The Dutch to pit the sisters against each other so they could sit back and laugh as we tore each other apart.
You've gotta be kidding me?
CB and I don't fight over people and kingdoms!
The closest thing you'll see to a war between the two of us is a minor cat fight over who gets to wear the kick ass stilettos on her date tonight!
Silly things like shoes and shiny jewels
could never REALLY come between us!
Then again... she does have some hot clothes too...
and those hooker boots...
But we're sisters.
The bond between us can't be severed by petty shit.
Wait... I almost forgot about that awesome lipstick shade she has.
Seriously, we may be petty and materialistic at times,
but family is family!
And then there's the hot cabana boys that followed her to Oz...
No Royal ever let a man come between her and the ones she loves.
I do kinda miss those damn flamingos!!!
OH HELL BITCH!!!
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR ASS!!
IT'S TITS TO THE BRICKS!
BOX TO THE ROCKS!
BECAUSE I'M COMING FOR YOU
WITH AN ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!
And in case that wasn't enough laughter for you... watch the video that inspired the badge!
Damnit I can't see the video bc in on my gucking phone!!!! Damn right nothing could come between us whore!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd kill a bitch before she got near you to try a inflict harm! So how could I do it myself??? Wedgies dont count!
Tits to the bricks and Box to the Rock is just too fuckin awesome! And the badge? You both are so worthy of your titles! You create the most awesome shit!!!
ReplyDeleteJudging from the video, it's a good thing you both got your own kingdom.
ReplyDeletebwahahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteHahaha love the video! And digging this new banner/pink thing!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! That was fucking hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteDeviantart has the best goodies.
HMmmm...I might have to do a post about the pros and cons between the two of you...who should I join with?
ReplyDeleteLMAO. Can I use those lines?
ReplyDeleteAmy... do your really want to do that.. getting between your two sisters? What if they BOTH decide to give YOU an atomic wedgie.. Sir would be wearing a funny hat then!!!
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