Thursday, February 10, 2011

You Want Me Barefoot and What?

One of my favorite ladies recently posted a flashback about the standards expected of women back in the day.

I find it amazing to think that this was once the 'norm' among women.  We cooked, we cleaned, we raised our children and we did it with a smile with no question of what our husbands were doing.

Can you say B-O-R-I-N-G!!

Gentlemen... let me introduce you to the modern woman and why you should bow down and be grateful that womankind stepped out of the dark ages.
  1. String bikinis
  2. Mini Skirts
  3. Stilettos
  4. MILFs
  5. Body shots
  6. Sexy lingerie
  7. Pole dancing
  8. Naughty fantasies
  9. Arguments that lead to makeup sex
  10. ORAL SEX
I bet you 10 to 1 that no wife who upheld the standards of the 1950's would ever consider doing any of the above mentioned things.  An obedient, well behaved, non-combative woman is an unadventurous, unimaginative PRUDE!  Back then, if you wanted any of those things you probably had to fork out the extra cash to hire a hooker or get admitted to a brazen establishment.  On the contrary, in the year 2011, if you are a good man who is good to his wife and treats her with love and respect... you can have it all in the comfort of your own home.  Because the truth of the matter is, a woman who knows she is loved... a woman who knows she is respected... a woman who is confident, strong-willed, and supported is more than happy to break out the 'bad girl' to please her man.

"I once had a man tell me his dream woman could cook, clean, raise the kids, rock his socks and hold down a full time job so he could relax all day.  I took one look at him and told him if he was paying me the salaries of a wife, nanny, maid and hooker combined, I'd be happy to oblige.  But you can damn well bet if he was paying me that kind of money I wouldn't need to remain employed for long!"

The fact is you can't have it both ways.  You can't have the complacent, submissive wife and expect her to 'take care of you' financially or sexually.  These states of minds cannot co-exist.  There is no switch that can turn your 'sweet innocent' wifey into a bedroom vixen who pulls in 6-figures and then shuts back off without asking why you blew 3 grand at the bar last night.

So the next time you're fantasizing about having June Cleaver in your kitchen and Jenna Jameson in the bedroom, remember that it's twice as expensive to keep two women around.  Chances are you already have a great woman at home and if you'd just show her a little extra love and support she'd probably be willing to give you a little more of whichever 'fantasy' your heart desires.

(FYI:  Ladies, this applies to you too.  We can be just as selfish and egotistical as men.  If you aren't getting what you need from your man, you may want to ask yourself if you're giving that extra love and support to him.)

1 comment:

  1. Yes that is the modern women. Love the oral part. ; )