Hey, It's Okay

All over Blogville you'll find these wonderful 'themes' that bloggers use to overcome writer's block and provide structure to their blogs.  There are two reasons I avoid these scheduled posts:

1) Weekends are the busiest time on the street corner, so I'm always busy busting my ass to satisfy those 'born-again virgins'.  As a result, me 'weekend' is actually scheduled on Tuesday and Wednesday.  So while most of the world is downing espresso and bitching about the start of their workweek, I'm celebrating TGIMondays (I should so make that my theme right?)

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2) I have enough problems keeping my medications straight without trying to keep blog days from getting all mixed up.  Hell, if I mix up my Valium and birth control there's a chance I'll end up with another kid (but I won't give a shit!).  On the other hand, if I confuse "Half Naked Thursday" with "Monday Motivation" chances are I will 'motivate' a following of total perverts. 

That being said, I stumbled on a great idea from Airing My Dirty Laundry.  I just couldn't resist trying my hand at it.  Next week I might be too drunk (or laid up as well as down, sideways and diagonal) to repeat it, but tonight it seemed like a good idea.

Hey, It's Okay...

To walk around the house in your underwear because you're too lazy to go upstairs and find pants.

To go shopping by YOURSELF when you unexpectedly find out you have the day off.

To pretend you're still sleeping so you can steal one uninterrupted episode of Law & Order while Prince Charming keeps the toddler occupied.

To let your three-year-old play with her food if wearing red onions as bracelets encourages her to eat new things.

To laugh when your child hurts herself doing something you told her not to do 50 times.

To watch free 'bootlegged' movies online because I'm so NOT going to feel guilty that I robbed Hollywood of my $40.

To shut your chat box off so no one bothers you (or knows how long you sat on facebook doing nothing!)

To call your Mom a bitch (because she totally is one, she knows it, and that's why we love her!)

To randomly adopt people into your family because your real relatives totally suck!

and last but not least, because I was skimming the Yahoo!News section...

To totally believe the War of Drugs is ridiculous and that the country would benefit more from taxing the hell out of it.  (This theory is based solely on spitefulness at how much tax I pay on cigarettes, alcohol, and prescription drugs... because my vices are legal and it totally pisses me off that the drug dealer owns a nicer car than my doctor!)

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On a side note... I feel it necessary to point out that the Blogger spell check doesn't recognize the word "bloggers"!!