The Pimp Better Get Paid!

Yes... I have to do everything!

I'm pimping out these bitches because they are nagging and needy and fussy... and when they get whiney they just don't bring in the money.  No one wants a pouty whore!

So whether you like it or not... you're assignment is to go vote.

The Queen is dying to become THE FREAKIEST BLOGGER!  She's wanted it for years!  So make the old bitch happy then she'll shut up... for a minute!

And in case you are like me... and think she should drink more and whine less... you can also vote her  MOST OBNOXIOUS BLOGGER!

And yes... this involves signing up if you don't already have an account... but think of all your other blog-buddies you can impress by voting them sexiest, smartest, horniest, etc... or you can just poke fun of the bastards when they lose.

And I can't leave the ever whorish CB out... (because she bitches louder than Mom!)

So if you're going to all this trouble... vote for CB's nominations which include...

BEST BLOG OF ALL TIME

BEST RELIGION BLOG (this is a total joke and you so get bonus points if you vote for this one!)

and

HOTTEST MOMMY BLOGGER (which I'm only promoting because I refuse to put pictures of me up!  I'm sooooooo much hotter!)

And yes bitches... I totally ignored the BEST HUMOR BLOGGER... because you're both nominated and I refuse to pick sides!  Fight it out amongst yourselves!

But like I said... The Queen has been dying for this award... and she's never going to shut up about it.  So to prove that I am the BEST daughter... I refuse to post again until at least one person goes and votes for her!

THE FREAKIEST BLOGGER!

I told you it was a frigging assignment!

Now do it... or we won't have recess, or blog posts, or any more fun because The Queen will be irritating me to death!

DO IT!!

Oh. I will SOOO check your work and

YOU ARE BEING GRADED!