Thursday, August 26, 2010

I Smell Manure!!

My motto for the day is...

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."

I absolutely refuse to muttle my Chi with this B.S.
(afterall, there's really no doubting whose side I'm on)

So if you want the 4-1-1 on the S.N.A.F.U. you'll have to trot your happy ass over to Amy's place!
(she's going to earn those ruby-covered stilettos faster than anyone ever expected!)

As far as I'm concerned, it's all a bunch of intellectual masturbation.

Have a great weekend!! 
(unless you're a douchbag, then you can kiss my ass!)


  1. Good gravy. What the hell WAS that? Are we having a battle for the Ring? The one that controls everything? I hope not. I fucking hate hobbits.

  2. You lost me but I did catch the part about masturbation.

    Are you saying today is masturbation day?