Thursday, August 26, 2010

Thursday's Terminology

Today was brought to you by the word...


LIPPAGE!!!

I'm not talking about a soft peck on cheek from a sweet hottie.

I'm not even talking about that heated passion in which you try to merge your two faces into one hideous slobbering monster straight from the Iliad.

I'm talking about...

THIS!


AAAARUUUGGGHHHHH!

This isn't even an accidental case of lippage slippage!

This is full blown
INTENTIONAL
OMG
your Ham Canyon is showing!

I totally love Lady Gaga... but this Marilyn Manson-esque get up makes me want to barf!!

Are we all convinced she's not a chick with a dick now?
Or does she have to elaborate further!!

Amy - will need strong liquor to rinse my eyeballs out with.  Please have it delivered with a roofie so I can wakeup and forget I ever saw this shit!


12 comments:

  1. Amy JAugust 26, 2010 at 1:01 PM

    Holy Shit! EWW!
    Don't worry, I will send some extra to keep on hand for you as well in case you ever look at this photo again on accident!
    I need the bleach now..for my eyes..ewww

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  2. Dazee DreamerAugust 26, 2010 at 1:18 PM

    I will be joining Amy J in the bleaching out of my eyes. yikes

    all I can think is she enjoys the pressure. wink wink

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  3. Amy JAugust 26, 2010 at 1:21 PM

    Sir Eatsalot says that is one nasty moose knuckle!

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  4. DutchessAugust 26, 2010 at 2:28 PM

    First..."Ham Canyon" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Second, holy fuck, share the goddamn roofies before I gouage my goddamn eyes out with a spoon.

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  5. middle childAugust 26, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    Um,...sooo, I shouldn't order this outfit for myself?

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  6. KittyCatAugust 26, 2010 at 4:42 PM

    Thats is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen, and I have seen some shit in my day.

    Someone needs to send that women a weed wacker to trim that shit up.

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  7. The QueenAugust 26, 2010 at 5:13 PM

    Between Momma Fargo's post today... and this shit.. I need bleach.. and ammonia.. cause I'm mixing the two together for the deadly high that may kill me, but at the very least will kill enough brain cells to forget I ever read you two bitches today... WTF is up with you two and gross.. Queenie needs a strong drink..

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  8. DuckyAugust 26, 2010 at 8:33 PM

    Ham canyon?

    Bwaaahaaaaaaaaaaa


    That's just priceless

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  9. Momma FargoAugust 26, 2010 at 9:42 PM

    LMAO. And gross. Not only do we not want to see her yips. We don't like her costumes much either. I do like her music, tho.

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  10. EpiphanyAugust 27, 2010 at 12:08 PM

    There went my Halloween costume! xo

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  11. JaimeSeptember 8, 2010 at 10:39 PM

    that is truly revolting!
    I am sure Marilyn Manson is jealous!

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  12. EmSeptember 17, 2010 at 1:32 AM

    That made me feel sick :|

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