Dirty Annie Boogie

The Queen and I went slumming today!  Okay, that's not exactly true... we hit the Thrift Free Store today for some fabulous fabric fashionista!  This little store is situated in the middle of BFE and it's just filled with free clothes.  Run solely on volunteer work and donated items, it is the perfect picture of everything I love about living in the 'Heartland'.  For those of you who cannot picture such an amazing thing... I'll give you a visual.

Imagine your everyday Goodwill/Salvation Army/Thrift Store was RAPED by the evil bag lady from The Labyrinth movie!  (If you haven't seen the movie you're a total douche and should stop reading this immediately to go watch it!  Pulease!  Jim Hensen + David Bowie + Jennifer Connelly = Horrifically wonderful).

But seriously, I wasn't planning on berating you for your failure to appreciate 1980's filmography... bet you haven't seen Ron Howard's Willow either you douche!  "Stupid Daikini!"

The whole purpose of telling you about this 'journey' was to brag about the awesome new threads we got tell you about our sing-a-long on the way back home.  Of all the songs in the world, leave it to The Queen and I to belt out what has to be one of the naughtiest pre-Eminem songs on the planet!  To my knowledge it is not recorded and I've only been able to find tidbits of lyrics after an extensive search.  It's one of those old 'folky' songs that is sure to die away if it is not passed on to our children *evil Muahahahahaha*

So without further ado... I give to you...

The Dirty Annie Boogie

Went downstairs to get some cider
I saw a fly, he was jackin' off a spider
It's the dirty annie boogie

dirty annie boogie
dirty annie boogie gonna drive me to my grave



Went back down to get some gin
That damn spider was a getting it again
It's the dirty annie boogie

dirty annie boogie
dirty annie boogie gonna drive me to my grave

Got it in a Chevy.  Got it in a Ford.
My best piece of ass was on a running board.
It's the dirty annie boogie

dirty annie boogie
dirty annie boogie gonna drive me to my grave


Got it in the kitchen.  Got it in the hall.
Got it on my finger and I flung it on the wall.
It's the dirty annie boogie

dirty annie boogie
dirty annie boogie gonna drive me to my grave


Walkin' down the lane.  Thought I saw a ghost.
I saw a tampon hangin' on a post.
It's the dirty annie boogie

dirty annie boogie
dirty annie boogie gonna drive me to my grave

That my beloved readers is the song as I have known it since I was young.
 
The Queen is certain there are tons of other versus that she is unaware of... so if you happen to be familiar with the ditty, please share... because it would be a musical travesty if this tune was lost to the sands of time.
 
Have a great holiday weekend!!