Yeah I've been gone AGAIN!! Yeah, well... this time I have a great excuse! No seriously! My body guard had a serious mishap with a clown costume. Don't be too hard on her, in the rush to hire my personal security, I failed to hand out the list of Princess phobias which include clowns! So yeah... Ariana is now required to carry the contact information for my personal therapist because I am SOOOO not spending another week in a PLAIN WHITE jacket! *gasp!* PULEASE! It's definately a far cry from the fashiontastic hooker red number I'm used to... and no bling? I'd have settled for a cheap bedazzled knockoff... but no. PLAIN WHITE!
So imagine my surprise when I finally get home, have a cocktail, have a COCKtail, and step into the blog-o-sphere to discover THIS!
Oh HELL to the FUCKING to the NO!
After I bandaged my hand and ran to the store for a new monitor, I went back...
and...
decided I needed a few more cocktails if I was going to be dealing with this kind of shit!
I broke out the good bottle of Crown Black!
And then I stomped off to my room, slammed the door and proceded to pout! The rest of my cocktails would just have to be delivered!
I kinda lost track of shit after that...
I'm pretty sure the little white rabbit stole my shoe and went through the door behind my dresser.
Amy's been slipping shit in my drinks again!
A little voice in the back of my head finally reminded me that the rehab center does NOT let me bring my bling so I'd better sober the fuck up soon!
So...
Today is a new day!
it's a day without my beloved blog sister...
it's a day that makes me sad...
it's a day I wish I could undo...
but it's a new day!
Tomorrow...
I'll call the repair man to fix the hole in the wall...
I'll send Ariana to restock the liquor cabinets...
I'll get Amy to hook me up with a good stash...
And...
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I'll get sauced and polish my CROWN!!
CB - I'm gonna miss you hooker!
*heart*
*heart*
*double heart*
*tear*
Its so heartbreaking!!!
ReplyDeleteHere is some good stash...Sorry if it is running low, but I had to have some after reading that post as well.
it is sad... but... booze goes on... I mean life goes on...
ReplyDeleteDrinks for everyone in honor of our beloved CB!!
ReplyDeleteI love you bitch!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou'll forever be the best sister in the entire world! Don't let the new Princess mess with any of my shit at the castle!
Your awesome!
ReplyDeletebtw I had to dump the "soccermom" was getting harrassed.
check me out at the new place.
TheRealPerception.blogspot.com
thanks
KittyCat