Skank-tastic!!!

I got my first 'official' blog award!

Oh, sure... the queen gave out awards a while back, but she was handing them out to everyone like methadone treatments, so yeah!  I took mine an ran before someone recognized my face!

But the skank-alicious bitch, CB actually designed one especially for me!

Tell me that doesn't just rock your socks off!?!

I'm totally flattered to get such a prestigious award from this tramp!

And to quote one of my favorite movie lines...And with that... I had to build an awards page...

"Since when is being a slut a crime in this family?" -- (Practical Magic)

so go check out my Pretty Wonderful Tits

And if you're in the market for killing time (or just bored to death)

go to Probably Wasting Time where you will find my favorite gaming addiction...

Granny Nanny should probably avoid that page for the sake of her sanity.

T-Shirt Tuesday!

Everyone loves a good t-shirt, right? 

The classic comfort clothes. 

And I'm all about a t-shirt with a humorous phrase on it.

But skimming through t-shirt designs I began to wonder...

Do people actually buy some of the shirts? 

And if so...

Do they wear them?

Case in point...

(maybe you should think about it... because I can totally see your tampon string!)

(coincidentally that rhymes with SLEAZY!)

(Really?  I'd love to use it as a stupidity muffler!)

(it doesn't say you're a GOOD fuck!)

Are you kidding me?

Are you seriously that desperate, insecure, oblivious, whorish?!

I've got the perfect shirt to go with these...

I guess if you're going to the bars, it's nice to state the obvious

(in case you get too drunk to tell someone).

In that case, the next time I go out drinking I want a t-shirt that says this...

Oh... and while I'm at it...

Who else thinks CB should totally wear this shirt for her next V-blog?

I know, right!!!  SO HER!!!