What's Your Title?

It has come to my attention, that amongst the Royal Family, there has been a terrible oversight...

We have

The QUEEN
The PRINCESS
The DUTCHESS
Our probie... The DAME

And that sore thumb... Crazy Brunette!!

That, my dear readers, is simply not a fitting title for royalty!!  I mean, we might as well call her The Red-Headed Step-Child, if we're just going to leave it at that!!

Now, I'm not proposing any changes to her blog title or what we affectionately call the bitch.  But I definately think she needs a royal title to use at her leisure!

I certainly have no plans associating with some common 'Crazy Brunette' at the Grand Ball!  Hell NO!  That's some peasant shit right there!!  True, I'm just a down-home redneck at heart, but you think I want anyone calling me "Bubba" when I'm having tea with the Lords and Ladies?  Ummmm... not so much.

So, while I'm going to share a couple of my brilliant ideas with you... I'm going to leave it up to discussion.  And frankly, it's going to be left up to CB.  (Unlike Amy, who must simply accept The Queen's decree and thus the title offered to her.)

So without further ado... here are my ideas:

The Baroness of Boobies

The Empress of Erotica

or

The Countessa of Crazy

Feel free to weigh in on which of my choices you like... or take a gamble and throw out one of your own to see what CB thinks.